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1.
LYS
Local Yarn Store, used by knitters & crocheters, and other purveyors of the fiber arts & crafts.
The girls down at my LYS are the best knitting group in the county!
by KnittersFancy November 01, 2007
 
2.
LYS
Learn Your Shit
"Hey, LYS. I'm sick of answering your questions Stephen."
by SeriouslyHush! May 25, 2012
 
3.
LYS
An evil Chinese cyborg that oddly resembles a fish or a donkey (see donkfish).
Its main processor does not exceed I2 laptops and is extremely slow at human logic and communications. Furthermore, this robot has a low frequency sound noise and usually use the word "shyt!" followed by a small homosexual jump.
Known for its selfish personality, if asked for help it will only answer "mann read tyour lectwure notez".
Furthermore to intimidate the humans, he usually points at u with closed fist while blabbering "You're gona faill".
Also known for its strange programmed sexuality, it prefers shemales rather than females (although this cyborg is designed to be a male).
The programmer of this useless cyborg is unknown.
Ape: Hey LYS, what is the answer for 1+1?
LYS: Read your lecturreee notes. You're gonna fail!!!
by HKUSTFREAK January 19, 2011
 
4.
LYS
luv u sis
a shortend version of lylas (love u like a sister)
mainly used on im as internet slang
girl: tlk 2 u l8r

friend: lys
girl: lys bye
friend: bye
by SweepPuppy August 26, 2009
 
5.
lys
An acronym for Local Yard Store used by knitters.
I went to my lys to get some dpn.
by E to the M March 07, 2005
 
6.
LYS
Lower Your Standards
If "Billy" wants to get more, he should LYS.
by Snarficles August 23, 2006