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lowhangers 

Refers to a type of scrotum that is loose, long, and fleshy. The ballsac prominently descends, unlike the more average snug sac. This scrotum type can make more of an impression by slapping against a sex partner's chin, anus, etc. Often referred to as a 'set of' referring to the matched pair of balls in a typical nutsac. (It's normal for them to dangle at unequal lengths.)
Look at the set of lowhangers on him! I'd love to roll them around in my mouth and then feel them slapping against my tits when he stands in front of me and fucks my face.

He sat gingerly on the cold bus station bench to avoid traumatizing his lowhangers which were protected only by the thin barrier of his loose nylon running shorts.
lowhangers by mr pinky June 24, 2007

Lowheads 

The section of a marching band consisting of any combination of bass clarinets, baritone saxophones, and/or tubas. Usually the more eccentric members of the marching band, lowheads are always down for a good time. To a lowhead, a good time consists of gathering at a fellow lowhead's house, watching random and funny videos on the Internet, and consuming rather large amounts of food. The lowhead section of the marching band is usually pretty small, so the lowheads are almost always a very close group, meaning that they aren't afraid to hug on each other and give suggestive or seductive looks to one another. Lowheads aren't afraid to be themselves. They just ooze pure badass-ness.
Person 1: That kid always has a huge lunch, complains about being hungry all the time, and always likes to hug people. What's wrong with him/her?

Person 2: Doesn't he/she play the bass clarinet/baritone saxophone/tuba in the marching band?

Person 1: Yeah...

Person 2: There's absolutely nothing wrong with that kid! He/she is a lowhead, duh!

Person 1: Oh, yeah! Those lowheads are so cool!
Lowheads by bandlol2013 November 25, 2011
Slang Indian term used to mean a mentally handicapped individual also known as a gay immature child.
"Your such a Lowhit." Lets seize with the unwanted touching.
Lowhit by Double VV May 14, 2009

Lindsay Lowhangers 

A guy with low hanging balls, that slap your ass when you get banged from behind..... Low hanging balls, teabag etc.
One could say a guy with low hanging balls, or nuts has lindsay lowhangers.
Lindsay Lowhangers by Tarot73 December 15, 2011

Lowhunger 

whoa are they matching skins?
of course! that’s LowHunger!
A progressive coiff for one's nether-parts, where the testicular or labia regions are cropped short, leaving a taller tuft of hair along the midline (continuing anterior from the grundle). This hairstyle is modeled after the more popular mohawk. Note: This is not unlike a landing strip when used on women; the primary difference is the lowhawk has longer length.
My man is flying to town today, so I'm gonna surprise him with a lowhawk!
lowhawk by Dr Evil 518 September 13, 2010