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1.
Leave Me Alone Please
JOHN: I'm Soo Sik LMAP

BOB: Iight
by GT-STUNNA May 29, 2008
 
2.
Acronym. Laughing my ass perpendicular. In this case, it means laughing so hard that one butt cheek ends up perpendicular to the other.
"Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, 'I'll have some H2O.' The second man says, 'I'll have some H2O too.' The second man died."
"LMAP!"
by HanaKaicho October 10, 2011
 
3.
Let's make a plan.
Sally: I was thinking of doing something next weekend, what do you think?

Sam: For sure, sounds good LMAP for the weekend, something awesome!
by jmajju March 04, 2012
 
4.
North American origin 2012 A.D.
Commonly, "lmao" or "lmfao". Originated from spelling error.
Means:
1. acronym for love my angry pancakes
2. acronym for let Ms. Allison party
3. acronym for leave my ass powdered
4. acronym for let my ass poop

Usage note: you should use this all the time and if you don't know what it is you're a loser so know what is it okay

hipsters, badasses, and cool people use this acronym.
i.e.: Rebecca, LMAP.
by allisonnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 07, 2012
 
5.
laughing my ass pooping
"Omg look at this picture!" "Omg lmap"

Started out as an mispell on text, means something is so funny that you will laugh so hard and poo!
by x_jasonb_x June 21, 2012
 
6.
laughing my ass pie, laughing so hard the pie located in your ass bakes.
Adam: hey Mike look, GRAPE DRINK MUTHA FUCKA!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: hahahaha oh shit my ass pie is baking!! Adam call an ambulence!! its lmap dude!!!

Adam: call em yourself fucka! skip dabadi doooo!!! **adam assplodes**
by Mike AnoCeto August 08, 2008