A phrase used by those who do not want to wear a mask during the COVID-19 pandemic. They use this phrase to dismiss the public health measures put in place by the government and put others at risk. It's impossible to convince them of the necessity of the masks, and even when they're eventually forced to wear them, they play with it and touch their face so much that there's no point for them to wear one anymore. Of course, the Thomas Gros Cul will use that as an excuse to be mask-naked. Legend has it that it's impossible to lift water palettes with a mask on. The second law of thermodynamics forbids it. The AC in the Maxi is also worse than any other place's, and that explains why everyone else is fine with wearing a mask all day, but not the Thomas Gros Cul.
"Vag les masks, I haven't had COVID in the past 3 months, so I'm never going to have it."
"Ayet, it's time to quit my job. Vag les masques, free speech."
"Mmmhmmggm you guys are sucking the cocks of masks.. Vag les masques."
"Criss you are overpaid. Vag les masques."
"Ayet, it's time to quit my job. Vag les masques, free speech."
"Mmmhmmggm you guys are sucking the cocks of masks.. Vag les masques."
"Criss you are overpaid. Vag les masques."
by Frozen Meat August 14, 2020
The French-originating term for the leverage women can and may deploy over men, as a result of the lust men often experience, i.e., "blind lust."
The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
"Bro, you let that girl exert le vag over you."
Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."
Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.
Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."
Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.
Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
by youngboywhoneedstogrowup April 15, 2020