Thomas Gros Cul

An enormous ass that everybody notices at a party. All the women fall for it, and all the men are either jealous or secretly want to hit that cul as well. Some men are less discreet and tell everyone how much they lust for the Thomas Gros Cul. If you have a Thomas Gros Cul in your life, hold on tight and never let those cheeks go. Someone who has a Thomas Gros Cul might not want to admit they have such cheeks, they might even try to hide it, or ban people who mention his cul.

"Damn, did you see his ass? That's a real Thomas Gros Cul right there!"
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."

"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*

by thomass_is_fart August 13, 2020

Thomas Gros Cul

The biggest ass in North America since 2004, after the death of Ronald Reagan, the previous owner of the biggest ass. Thomas Gros Cul is larger than Brazil and has 4 time zones. It's one of the biggest tourist destinations in the world: it has beaches, amusement parks and the Ass Canyon, a canyon larger than the Grand Canyon. It's also the home to the stadium of the Grosculville Lifters, the best NHL team ever. Thomas Gros Cul is where the Manhattan Project took place.

"Yo, have you ever been to the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah I have. I went there for my school trip!"

"Wanna hit the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah sure, let's go to the Gros Cul bars!"

There has been a terrible hurricane in Thomas Gros Cul, due to the Thomas Big Fart.

by Frozen Meat August 14, 2020

Thomas gros cul

A man who has a huge sexy ass and every woman wants him because of that

Thomas gros cul, that ass looks good
I want to ride that, please
Thomas, how many times per week do you hit the gym?
Thomas I thinks that is genetics, I just don't believe the size

Thomas, how do you walk around with that ass
You must be lifting a lot of pallets at Maxi
I heard you are a political right winger, that must be why you have that ass

by Madame Renaud August 13, 2020