| 1. | L.O.T.H. | ||
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livin off true hustle man every day im out here "L.O.T.H."
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| 2. | L.O.V.E.R. | ||
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L ot
O f V ery E xciting R ompage Sindy is a L.O.V.E.R.!
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| 3. | C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. | ||
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Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead. C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:
Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway. Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!? Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. Bob: Uh, yeah! Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy! |
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| 4. | b.m.h.t.l.o.l. | ||
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Banging My Head on Things Laughing Out Loud That was so funny, i was b.m.h.t.l.o.l.
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| 5. | L.O.V.E. | ||
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Lots
Of Vivacious Excitement My fiance gives me L.O.V.E.
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| 6. | L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. | ||
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"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L" John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol" John-"..." what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. |
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| 7. | R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n | ||
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Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n
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