Kuzma is a type of puffer fish originating from the Czech Republic. These puffer fish are unique in that they love to surf on top of waves rather than just splashing and relaxing under the water with the other fish. Their diet consists of mainly organic sea vegetables.
Possibly due to pollution (as a result of toxic waste dumping) or as part of the evolutionary process these fish have mutated in many interesting ways; for example… they have webbed club like appendages. Unlike most fish, they have unusually large, yet surprisingly esthetically pleasing big toes. They also have short fat and incredibly fast fingers. These fish are also known to rest head down/vertical in the water, giving the appearance of a floating headstand.
Possibly due to pollution (as a result of toxic waste dumping) or as part of the evolutionary process these fish have mutated in many interesting ways; for example… they have webbed club like appendages. Unlike most fish, they have unusually large, yet surprisingly esthetically pleasing big toes. They also have short fat and incredibly fast fingers. These fish are also known to rest head down/vertical in the water, giving the appearance of a floating headstand.
Kuzma has transcended being a name for a certain type of Czech puffer fish. Kuzma is slang for a plethora of characteristics;
1. If someone loves to surf: they are so Kuzma.
2. If they play the piano with super fast finger speed: they are very Kuzma.
3. If someone likes doing yoga headstands: they are such a Kuzma.
4. They have beautiful big bubbly toes: so completely Kuzma.
5. If they hang upside down like a bat from megatron: that's
a Kuzma thing to do.
1. If someone loves to surf: they are so Kuzma.
2. If they play the piano with super fast finger speed: they are very Kuzma.
3. If someone likes doing yoga headstands: they are such a Kuzma.
4. They have beautiful big bubbly toes: so completely Kuzma.
5. If they hang upside down like a bat from megatron: that's
a Kuzma thing to do.
by yogananda73 February 5, 2010
by JS3200 December 22, 2017
Kyle Kuzma is a NBA player for the LA Lakers he sucks and can't make a wide open layup or open 3pt or mid range shot. He also has horrible fashion and hairstyles.
by I have a crazy obsession with May 25, 2021
by Carmelo Anthony August 30, 2017
Where you jizz on your fingers, make a mustache on your own face and give your partner a smooch to give them a jizz mustache also.
by circalost June 1, 2007
An NBA player that used to brick every shot with the Lakers and still kinda does with the Wizards until it's clutch time and he goes off. Also wears a lot of ... interesting stuff
Average LeBron fan: Kyle Kuzma is trash, he can't make a single layup
Average Kuzma enjoyer: Just wait until clutch time, he'll light up his old team aka LeMickey's team on fire
Average Kuzma enjoyer: Just wait until clutch time, he'll light up his old team aka LeMickey's team on fire
by sirswagger21 December 29, 2022
by Squishy thighs December 21, 2020