John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?
Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
by RockStar08 January 18, 2007
an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins
by ew goo September 5, 2004
A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.
by deez-nillas September 30, 2003
verb: To take a service and use/abuse it until it's no fun anymore. To fuck an application until it is dead.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm on Tumblr now.
Guy 2: Watch out it doesn't get Ashton Kutcher'd. Look at what happened to Twitter.
Guy 1: Damn.
Guy 2: Watch out it doesn't get Ashton Kutcher'd. Look at what happened to Twitter.
Guy 1: Damn.
by simon_not_garfunkel April 19, 2009
The most overrated guy in showbiz! Whoever gave him a movie deal needs to die!!, and quick before another one comes out!!!!
person 1: hey lets get that new movie with ashton kutcher!
person 2: STOP!!!! that movie is shit!! Just drop it quick and step away!!!
person 2: STOP!!!! that movie is shit!! Just drop it quick and step away!!!
by Ben Goodwin July 12, 2004
funny ass motherfucker on that 70's show.
he was Micheal kelso...
now hes a washed up wannabe wigger that tries to trick people on tv...
he was Micheal kelso...
now hes a washed up wannabe wigger that tries to trick people on tv...
by toxicrat2 January 11, 2010
Some punk ass sissy boy im so fuckin' tired of hearin' about! Ashton is fuckin' dog shit, and punk'd sucks ass.
by WiKkEd-JuGgAlO2004 January 28, 2004