The self-hating, ubercool character from the Harold and Kumar movie triology. That's the only cool dothead I ever know of but obviously, he's a product of fiction. Being Indian, I know for a fact that, we're among the lamest people on Earth.
Kumar Patel: Look at me, I'm the coolest dude in the planet. White people especially women absolutely love me!
Bouncer at the Nightclub: Yeah right, Apu. Now go Kumar yourself in the corner.