Kudometer 

The Kudometer is a tool that aids in the measurement of the amount of sex a woman has had. AKA the mileage on her kuder.

Your mother's kudometer has more miles on it than a Greyhound Bus.

Kudometer by Sam Everett September 4, 2008

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"

what the fuck is a kilometer by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021

What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

What The Fuck is a Kilometer by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023

kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

kilometers per second by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017

Kilometer of Cock 

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*

Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!

Kilometer of Cock by NobeeCares September 13, 2023

what the fuck is a kilometer

i dont know.

what the fuck is a kilometer?!?!!

what the fuck is a kilometer by the cooler penguin27 January 21, 2022

Kilometerage

1) The distance, in kilometers, from point A to point B.
2) The amount of recorded kilometers a vehicle has driven.

What's the kilometerage on this Ferrari?

Kilometerage by Cybio November 9, 2003