kondaism 

The religion that prophesizes the fact that all people are awesome but short people are most certainly the most awesome

Followers of Kondaism revere Peter Drinklege ( The imp in "Game of Thrones")

kondaism by tintinmech July 21, 2014

Keepin Up with the Koondashians 

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

Keepin Up with the Koondashians by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011

Kronnagel 

You wish you were one.

"I wish my last name was Kronnagel, because maybe then I would be cool."

Kronnagel by Kronnagel (I wish!) October 20, 2008

Kronwalled 

Sudden change in orientation from vertical to horizontal, due to contact with a body or substance of great influence. Often immediately followed by dizzyness, confusion and or loss of conciousness.

I got so kronwalled at the party last night.

Martin Havlat sure did get Kronwalled in the Western Conference finals.

Kronwalled by hkyfantatic June 1, 2009

Kronwall 

Verb: To Kronwall someone is to hit someone in hockey so hard that you injure them or take them out using the backside of your body to transfer more force to the person you're Kronwalling.

(When you're teammate Kronwalls someone) "Holy crap dude! He just got Kronwalled!"

(When you're chirping a player) "Hey bud, you best watch your mouth or I will Kronwall you."

Kronwall by Boob man August 31, 2012

krondon 

Krondon is an underground rapper from South Central California. He is part of the Strong Arm Steady gang. A rap Supergroup composed of Krondon, Mitchy Slick, Phil Da Agony, and Xzibit, who left the group in 2003.

Krondon is commonly mistaken for a white-bread honkey because he is a albino. However, he was born from 2 black parents.

"What the fuck that whiteboy doin' up here in Compton hommie?"

"Nigga, thats Krondon!"

krondon by TabarnaKalisse June 25, 2008

KronWalled 

krahn-wawld - verb: to smash, level, waste, ravage, devastate, destroy, raze imply reducing something to uselessness. To defeat completely

ex: Martin Havlat was KronWalled so bad he was KO a full second before he hit the ground

KronWalled by unspontanious May 24, 2009