i am gay for kristen stewart.
by that_1_bi_chick January 2, 2021
The most realist person in Hollywood. Everyone has already decided that they hate her because shes in Twilight. Named Forbes Top Paid Actress which caused more people to hate her. If you actually watch her interviews you would see that shes very down to earth and speaks very passionately of the movies shes promoting. She can be a very awkward which makes her more like a regular person unlike other celebrities who act perfect. Shes the girl that everyone loves to hate.
Person 1: "Omg Kristen Stewart is Forbes Highest Paid Actress yet she dresses like a hobo"
Person 2: "Or like a normal person, at least shes not a Kardashian and flaunting her money"
Person 2: "Or like a normal person, at least shes not a Kardashian and flaunting her money"
by JennaLove July 3, 2012
A facial expression that looks like your dad just died
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.
Did you see Mary? She had the Kristen Stewart Face going on during our entire conversation. I hope she's okay.
by Steamboatwillyt February 9, 2012
There is no such thing.
by The truff September 11, 2012
Similar to Nicholas Cage Syndrome but the female version.
"Having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing"
"Having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing"
Girl: I think you have Nicholas Cage Syndrome
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl: You don't show any physical emotion
Boy: I think you mean Kristen Stewart Syndrome since she's a girl.
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl: You don't show any physical emotion
Boy: I think you mean Kristen Stewart Syndrome since she's a girl.
by Tuxxette March 19, 2015
adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.
by ariklkira June 2, 2012
An overrated and mediocre actress, while her recent movie such as Spencer that came out recently was somehow acclaimed by critics for her portrayal of Princess Diana, her other films such as Twilight just boring and lifeless (or not terrible). Moreover, she tries to be superior than any other actress, claiming she wants to best actress in the world, and yet failed to do so. She isn't closed enough to the top actress such as Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Emma Watson, or etc. Plus, she is a spoiled brat, PERIOD.
The best way to scare the crap out of her is to bring horses whenever you see her, as she had an Equinophobia, the fear of horses. To end this definition, she is a hypocrite, she claims that other actress are not beautiful and talentless, yet she herself show the exact opposite.
The best way to scare the crap out of her is to bring horses whenever you see her, as she had an Equinophobia, the fear of horses. To end this definition, she is a hypocrite, she claims that other actress are not beautiful and talentless, yet she herself show the exact opposite.
by The-dirtydancingdude November 22, 2021