by Calvin Broadus November 22, 2006
Brian returned from the water closet with a big grin on his face. Jenny could tell, from this look of unadulterated delight, that Brian had squeezed out a particularly pleasing kramer.
by Probing Tongue May 24, 2012
noun.
1.) A tirade or rant.
2.) A prolonged outburst of bitter denunciation against someone or something.
3.) A long or angry speech.
4.) A vehement oration.
1.) A tirade or rant.
2.) A prolonged outburst of bitter denunciation against someone or something.
3.) A long or angry speech.
4.) A vehement oration.
Manuel: Yo man, you tired of Clois yet?
Xavier: Yeah, he been on a kramer about smokin all week. I think it killed his mother or something.
Xavier: Yeah, he been on a kramer about smokin all week. I think it killed his mother or something.
by Ralfo the Great December 26, 2006
A man with a cornucopia of man meat. He has so much wood, he could stockpile more lumber than home depot. A Kramer is a man with a cock that hangs sooo low, it leaves skid marks on the pavment. He loves destorying the meat wallets. He hits all walls and makes bitches squeal. He pulverizes skanks, kicks all ass, and makes Chuck Norris cry. He leaves a pile of unconscious bitches when he has sex, it appears to be a holocaust of satisfied women.
I left the club and got kicked in the face. When I woke up, I saw A Kramer banging my bitch on my own car, and she loved it. He came in her vag, kicked me again, and walked away screaming " enjoy my kid in 9 months fucker!!"
by lajkdbsqwiuadvba June 12, 2010
by christian cardona May 25, 2008
When you naively believe or fall for a false story told by a known over-exaggerator or a known story teller
by BryanSmith August 26, 2015