Kramer'd 

Defined as having to deficate and having it disappear suddenly. Based on the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer had to deficate, tried to find a washroom, couldn't find one, then could not deficate for days. He eventually had to give himself an enema to relieve the pressure.

My shit just kramer'd.
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Did you have to shit? Yeah, I did, but it kramer'd on me.

Kramer'd by Jughead McAnus January 2, 2009

kreamer'd 

kreamer'd:

when coordination counts, and confusion and chaos takes over, you've been kreamer'd

everything was going well, then we got kreamer'd

kreamer'd by anti claus July 18, 2023

Dirty Kromer 

Having hard rough sex with kromer as the main deal/ Cumming in kromer

Johnny did a dirty kromer and brought it to me.

Dirty Kromer by Kromer man November 1, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012