Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.
All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck
by Me ^____________^ April 24, 2009
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A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)
Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me
by Markei December 28, 2005
A song that has been so overly processed and manipulated by the producers that the original artist's voice is barely recognizeable. The term was coined by Sirius radio personality Derek Hartley.
Britney's new album is nothing but Kraft singles. It's pathetic.
by leo3375 November 09, 2007
Any popular song, or "single" track that has been so overly processed in the studio that the original artist's voice is barely recognizable.
"Wow, Ali Lohan's recording an album, huh?" "Yeah, can't wait to her her new Kraft Single."
by bigjesus August 06, 2008
Pop songs so over processed and produced that all nature has been removed.
Britney Spears's latest song has been processed like a Kraft Single.
by Pinwiz November 08, 2007
reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates
So, is he seeing anyone?
by krafty March 29, 2007
A brand of cheese slices made by Kraft called Kraft Singles. They are good for you, and can be used to make cheese sandwiches. Yum.
Mom, do we have any Kraft Singles?
by Jordan The PWNAGE Duddd March 26, 2007