North Korean Missile

Someone who aims high, but fails miserably.

Brian is such a North Korean missile. He's always striving for an A+, but he never remembers to hand in his assignments.

by Over the Hll April 19, 2009

North Korean Missile

You wanna know what a North Korean Missile is? Look up.

I hear about North Korean Missiles being made by the government of North Korea!

by MTukansa May 13, 2015

Korean Missile Crisis

the moment you are frantically trying to flush a toilet full of your own diarrhea, because you have an uncontrollable urge to vomit into said toilet. this usually is preceded by a night of drinking soju (or other alcohol) and eating Korean food (or other spicy ethnic food)

Aar: How was last nights dinner?
Kas: Great, but it ended in a Korean Missile Crisis
Aar: Oh...

by Aaron Plascencia July 24, 2008

Korean Missile

An erect penis of a Korean male.

Hey, I heard you got a prom date, so you gonna give her the Korean Missile

by IrishSteeler14 December 8, 2014

korean missile

A small and non-functioning penis

Kim Jung Un has a korean missile

by WierdSal October 9, 2014