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A book made thousands of years ago by a man who married over 40 wives and one of them was 8 years old and spent time going crazy in a cave in the desert and started hearing voices. He memorized it and it has later been written down.

Warning! Side effects from reading it include:
Crying
Manslaughter
Actions of martyrdom

Yelling random words

Believing in no equality for woman
Masturbation
Staring at yourself in a mirror and thinking about your life
Starting a porn Site
Kneeling on the ground five times a day
Murdering non believers
Wearing a turban
Growing a beard
Attempt to take over world
Rape
Drugs
And finally, collecting Feces.
Dude I read the Koran!
by <mr.robot> March 28, 2016
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The sacred text of Islam, considered by Muslims to contain the revelations of God as a guidence for humankind.
The Koran is a varient of Quran or Qur'an (spelled different ways).
by Maryam April 18, 2005
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Also known as the Qu'ran, it is the Muslim holy book.
before i go to the mosque, i make sure to read at leat a chapter of the Koran
by Koz March 03, 2005
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A holy book that can be grouped into the world's "three major religions" category. The other two main religions, Christianity and Judaism, have their own holy books, the Torah and the Bible. All three holy scripts essentially convey the same message regarding sin, afterlife, and faith. Allah, the Muslim God (mentioned within the Koran) can be interpreted as the same God mentioned in the Bible and Torah. However, looking at history and the narrow mindedness of some religious individuals, the three similar religions have had much conflict with one another, possibly causing more trouble for the human race than what a religious text's interpretation is worth. As a result, the Koran has received much hate from the people who know almost nothing about the Islamic faith, while the acts of disrespect and violence were justified by the tragedy of 9/11. Like any holy script, the Koran's existence is not evil. The evil committed by people in the Koran or Islamic faith's name and justified by twisting the words of the holy book can only be tied to the evil that lies in people not the message of the love of God that any religious text may contain.
Muslims read the Koran just as Christians read the Bible to help guide them through life.
by Christina Kelly April 10, 2013
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The holy book in Islam. Many people assume its a guideline of war of terrorism. But those people are just ignorant.
Have you read the koran, its all about peace. Those who think otherwise are completely ignorant.
by crakagrin October 20, 2008
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it's actually spelt "Quaran" in English, so idk why people say Koran.

anyway - it's the holy book of the muslims. it talks all about peace and teaches us the way of life. The Quaran does not teach us to hate, it teaches us to love one another. no matter what race, religion or color. Many people think Muslims are crazy when we're not, the crazy ones are the ones who are bombing the US and other parts of the world. To allah god they are not muslims because they participate in bad acts and if you kill someone in islam, you go to hell.

Forget everything you've heard about Muslims being terrorists. You'll realize how peaceful they actually are if you visit the Middle East.

Al Qaeda is Islam gone bad, just like the KKK is christianity gone bad.
Person 1 :yo man does the koran have the answers to everything?

Person 2 : sure does.
by Misjudged June 16, 2010
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The holy texts of the religion Islam containing the words of the porphet Muhammed. Can be seen as somewhat of an equivalent to the christian bible and and the jewish kabbalah. As all holy texts it is submitted to many different interpretations, which in turn has led to religious movements and even war. An example of this is the jihad issued towards the western world by al Qaeda.
To me it's just a book, but many sees the Koran as the most important texts in the history of civilization
by Q-Fisk January 16, 2006
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