Guaranteed to be one of the funniest people you will ever meet, can cheer you up in an instant, definitely one of the best friends you can ask for. Beware, needs constant pineapple or she turns grey. To give a Korane an instant happiness just play a bit of Whitney Houston and she will reward you with French sweets. Koranes typically have crazy hair and a love of french society, but you are honoured if you know one.
Person: "That girl really makes me laugh, she's like a ray of sunshine"
Person 2: "oh yeah that's Korane!!"
Person 2: "oh yeah that's Korane!!"
by Charlex February 13, 2013
The holy book in Islam. Many people assume its a guideline of war of terrorism. But those people are just ignorant.
by crakagrin October 20, 2008
by _dSh_ January 30, 2017
it's actually spelt "Quaran" in English, so idk why people say Koran.
anyway - it's the holy book of the muslims. it talks all about peace and teaches us the way of life. The Quaran does not teach us to hate, it teaches us to love one another. no matter what race, religion or color. Many people think Muslims are crazy when we're not, the crazy ones are the ones who are bombing the US and other parts of the world. To allah god they are not muslims because they participate in bad acts and if you kill someone in islam, you go to hell.
Forget everything you've heard about Muslims being terrorists. You'll realize how peaceful they actually are if you visit the Middle East.
Al Qaeda is Islam gone bad, just like the KKK is christianity gone bad.
anyway - it's the holy book of the muslims. it talks all about peace and teaches us the way of life. The Quaran does not teach us to hate, it teaches us to love one another. no matter what race, religion or color. Many people think Muslims are crazy when we're not, the crazy ones are the ones who are bombing the US and other parts of the world. To allah god they are not muslims because they participate in bad acts and if you kill someone in islam, you go to hell.
Forget everything you've heard about Muslims being terrorists. You'll realize how peaceful they actually are if you visit the Middle East.
Al Qaeda is Islam gone bad, just like the KKK is christianity gone bad.
by Misjudged June 16, 2010
Koran is the holly book of the Muslims.
It is a book full of wisdoms and many answers to the meaning of live.
It helps people make better choices and live their lives more useful.
At this point it’s the most fast growing religion on the planet.
To me and many this indicates that this is the one and only true religion.
Its not only the Arabs that are strict Muslims, out of research you can state that many western people turn to the Islam. The Koran exists out of holly manuscripts that god send to our profit.
Also it’s a fact that the Koran is the only holly book that has never changed trough out time.
It is a book full of wisdoms and many answers to the meaning of live.
It helps people make better choices and live their lives more useful.
At this point it’s the most fast growing religion on the planet.
To me and many this indicates that this is the one and only true religion.
Its not only the Arabs that are strict Muslims, out of research you can state that many western people turn to the Islam. The Koran exists out of holly manuscripts that god send to our profit.
Also it’s a fact that the Koran is the only holly book that has never changed trough out time.
by Sabra2010 June 24, 2010
The holy texts of the religion Islam containing the words of the porphet Muhammed. Can be seen as somewhat of an equivalent to the christian bible and and the jewish kabbalah. As all holy texts it is submitted to many different interpretations, which in turn has led to religious movements and even war. An example of this is the jihad issued towards the western world by al Qaeda.
To me it's just a book, but many sees the Koran as the most important texts in the history of civilization
by Q-Fisk January 16, 2006
A book, appearently written by Karl marx and friedrich engels in the beginnings of all time. Its cover is a red and gold pattern. It's written in very old and smart english. The koran is the holy book used in karlaism, the cult of a mighty godly creature named karla. There is only one koran in this world, currently it is to be found at an art school in central europe. Reading the koran provides one with close to all the knowledge that is needed to be a good karlaist.
"I read the koran yesterday and learned about hoq I shall pray to karla properly."
"is that the koran on your table?! that's so amazing! i wish i had my own koran."
"is that the koran on your table?! that's so amazing! i wish i had my own koran."
by caillou3618495! January 28, 2022