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Koosh Koosh 

A small fluffy object that can best be compared to a mini pillow. Koosh Koosh (Coo-shh Coo-shh) is usually a light blue/green color (almost turquoise color) and always needs lots of care and attention. It always has a small hole on the bottom of it where you can either hide gobstoppers, cheesy bread, or just pull the stuffing out. Finding a Koosh Koosh is very rare and if you ever do find one, take good care of him and do not share him with ANYONE.
When Chris had sex with the Koosh Koosh, his girlfriend Megan slapped him

When Evan shoved Gobstoppers up Koosh Kooshes hole, his sleeping buddy Lizzie slapped him
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Crypto Koosh 

Popular pseudonym and nickname for entrepreneur koosha azim. Often used in cryptocurrency and blockchain group chats, on LinkedIn, and sometimes on Instagram.
Koosha Azim is also known as Crypto Koosh in the world of technology!
Crypto Koosh by Dry Hacker April 4, 2019

Koosh Stick 

A device made out of a paper towel roll and dryer sheets that when blown through, partly masks the smell of cannabis smoke.
Let's smoke in your basement, where's the Koosh Stick?
Koosh Stick by Topers March 25, 2009
Another word for marijuana that you can't get in trouble in school for saying.
P1 to P2: Do you have any kush.
Teacher to P1: What did you say?
P1: Koosh.
Koosh by Swiggitymyniggity November 10, 2014
To drink one's own pee.
I walked in on my roommate kooshing a few years ago. To this day, he still denies it.
The word that can be used as a replacement for anything.
I got so kooshed last last.

That car is so koosh
Let's get kooshed tonight

How about me,you and some koosh.

How about me,you and bottle of koosh.

I'm so kooshed. (Tired,drunk,fucked up,I'm hungry,ready)

**this word can replace anything **
Koosh by Jkooshed January 28, 2016
A whore who acts oblivious to why people call her a whore while she keeps acting whory.
Jen: Omg! Why does everyone say I'm a whore??!!
Eric,John, and Brad : Can you please go back to sucking our dicks you fuckin Koosh.
Jen: mmmmmmkay
Koosh by Kooshfucker9000 January 11, 2011