Top Definition
Kohli (noun): Someone who habitually leaves a place or group of people suddenly and unexpectedly, without informing any other members of the group.

do a Kohli (verb): The act of disappearing suddenly.
Q: "Hey, where's Vikram?"

A: "He's left... man he's such a Kohli" or "Can't see him, looks like he's again done a Kohli!"
by Vikku Mhatre March 19, 2010
Someone who lives on a separate plane of existence from mere mortals. Scientifically hyperliterate and applies infinite knowledge of the cosmos to creating a perfect first born son. Kohli's are immune to fire alarms.
A: Damn, that fire *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* alarm is so loud.
B: Okay then, we'll finish the technology meeting later, lets *BEEEEEEEEP* get outside.
Kohli: But I wasn't done presenting, I'm only on slide 19.

Kohli: My son scored a perfect 2400 on his SAT.
A: Isn't your son in 7th grade?
Kohli: Yes.
by Why_yes_I_do_enjoy_eggnog July 18, 2013

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.