Koehl 

An aura. An energy. A place in time. That which is all around you. Can be used to describe most anything, from them poisonous chemicals to an anomoly of nature - up to and including a stringy, stinky hairpiece purchased from Morrie. not possible to live a day without experiencing Koehl in some form and tense. Usually refers to weed smoked in any form.

"let's do a Koehl."
"Daniel LaRusso fucks Koehl up in Karate Kid."

Koehl by Tricky Fritz January 26, 2006

Dirty Koehler 

A blue eyed man with a large penis and a small brain.

Wow, now that looks like a Dirty Koehler

Dirty Koehler by Big Slapper October 3, 2018

aaron koehler

A large male with a substantially smaller penis and brain capacity.

You're a real idiot, your almost an Aaron Koehler

aaron koehler by The define King December 27, 2015

The Koehler Bear 

A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.

Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?

Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!

Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys

The Koehler Bear by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009

The Koehler 

Masturbation technique in which you fondle your testicles while your erect penis is in a bottle and you are on all fours over a towel

Grayson had a ~hard~ time explaining to his dad what "The Koehler" was

The Koehler by PigeonWithDownSyndrome February 14, 2018

dirty koehler 

Someone that cleans up a Dirty Sanchez or Dirty Rodriguez.

After I dropped a Dirty Sanchez on Melany, I had to have a dirty Koehler come in to clean it up.

dirty koehler by Kenny Bell September 1, 2008

Kechler 

A male human who is beyond caring, loving, and thoughtful. He will encourage, motivate, and teach you in some way, anytime you talk to him. A beautiful soul, full of so much light. He fears God, and has a new perspective to share almost all the time. He never fails to do his best in anything he puts his mind to - especially when it comes to the people he loves.

Also, an amazing cook! AMAZING cook. He can chef it up on the ANY kitchen ANY day. If it wasn't already obvious, he's a great boyfriend to have!

Kechler is my boyfriend.
I love Kechler so much.

I'm so blessed to know Kechler.

Kechler by cottoncandyNfriedchicken November 23, 2021