tie the knot

1) to get married; to marry a mate
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage

1) They finally tied the knot.
2) It was hard to find somebody to tie the knot at that hour.

by nikonikonii April 2, 2017

Twat Knot

A Man bun (hair cinched up on top of the head, rolled into a very small ball).

The barrista hipster young dude at Starbuck$$ had a twat knot on his head.

by SweetPete SweetPete September 16, 2017

knot job

A sexual act where a female ties knots in one of her thigh high stockings about an inch and a half apart and pushes them into a man's rectum while having sex. Just at the moment of orgasm, she pulls the knotted stocking out causing the man to have an intense orgasm.

Dude 1: What did you like most about your trip?
Dude 2: I liked getting a knot job from the hot local hookers.

by gr8-fun January 17, 2016

double knot

STREAM DOUBLE KNOT STAN STRAY KIDS DOUBLE KNOT BANGER BEST SONG RELEASED SHITS STRAIGHT FIRE STRAY KIDS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR STREAM DOUBLE KNOT

stream double knot
stan stray kids

ayo u heard of double knot? shits a banger and song of the year.

by seungminluvr69 October 9, 2019

Baloon Knot

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.

Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.

by Joey Provalone January 25, 2003

Mook Knot

A mook knot is an unsolvable/ very hard to solve knot

Wow, that mook knot is never coming out!

by The man of valor November 18, 2010

Binder Knot

An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.

Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015