knobby

a quality in a female that compares her to a doorknob because "everyone has a turn"

I heard that girl hooked up with 7 guys at some party. She's knobby for sure.

by whua October 29, 2009

knobby

nipples larger than twice the size of regular raisins

Wow! Mikecappa's fuck is so knobby!

by Abubutronics May 30, 2005

knobby

noun
1. A rare breed of an ape-like man. Height varies from 6'4"-6'7".

2. clumsy buffoon, e.g horrible basketball player

verb
1. to memorize cards in trivia games.

2. to be very forgetful when preparing for an event such as leaving for work or heading to a sporting event.

related forms
knobbyfest, knob goblin, rob the knob

wow, i just beat you 6-0 in a game of basketball! Your such a knobby!!!

waitress: "can i help you sir"
rob: "yes, i have a reservation for two for rob and lisa"
waitress: "will your guest be joining you later"
rob: "what do you mean?"
waitress: "well sir... your alone"
rob: "DAM IT!!! I knew i forgot something!"
waitress: "looks like you pulled a knobby!"
whole restaurant: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

by confetti explosion May 7, 2008

Knobby

The state of being, or behaving like a knob, (or annoying person).

What a knobby thing to say!

Why does he have to be so knobby?

by Walkerface November 24, 2011

Knobby

The act of getting your penis sucked.

I'm tryin' to catch a knobby from that girl over there.

by NS91 January 12, 2006

the knobby

End slice in a loaf of bread

Like fuck am I eating the knobby!

by Little Macster March 11, 2016

Knobby

A great guy, hes a perfect boyfriend, he is amazing for advise. If you are every lost look for Knobby. He knows everything

Person 1: "im so upset what can i do?"
Person 2: "go to Knobby he always has something good to say"

by Keels_101_ November 17, 2014