Knitting Association

A group of kids usually consisting of male's that gather together and one by one knit each others assholes shut so that no anal sex can ever be performed

Johnny and the rest of the boys devoted their Friday night to their knitting association.

by Little Boys Club 101 April 11, 2010

Knit Trauma

Knit Trauma is the situation that obsessive knitters often find themselves in, when they already have several knitting projects on the go, yet feel the urge to go out and buy more knitting patterns, yarn, etc... They are then in a double-edged scenario: 'Do I begin my new project, or finish my haf-finished ones?'

Lady 1: "Oh no! What do I do?"
Lady2: "What's up?"
Lacy 1: "Suffering a severe Knit Trauma here!"

by Pearl Queen July 22, 2011

Life Knitting

When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.

Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!

Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!

by Thor, Asgardian God of Thunder June 21, 2012

knit cookies

the act of doing something very housewifey womanly or motherly. Especially when you are a man.

Are you gonna come have drinks with the guys or stay home and knit cookies.

Me and my wife have an understanding, I earn the money she stays home knitting cookies.

by Trinide May 10, 2007

Lil Knit

Irving Aguilera A.K.A Knitty A.K.A Lil Knit

Lil Knit doubled up today!

by Knitty July 10, 2023

knitted Nightmare

a chainmail like wool garment, worn by a women of a certain age.

“Oh mum, you must be boiling in the knitted nightmare!!”

by smelly old witch June 20, 2020

guerrilla knitting

A Form of street art. Tagging threw the use of knitting yarn or string to urban areas. When someone knits around a street item such as a sign or lamp post.

That chick does Guerrilla Knitting, she did that scarf around the stop sign over on 4th street. Yeah she's rad.

by Reno Smitty July 29, 2009