seahorse kneecaps

A term you call someone or something that is useless

Fred:hey Jim can you help me hook up with this Jacob twiggs

Jim:nah I'm good fam

Fred:you're about as good as some "seahorse kneecaps"

by PrapyJhonsPiza April 25, 2017

Kneecap Consumer

Someone who steals and enjoys eating other peoples kneecaps. This was started by the sick human who goes by the name 'Weeb of Culture'. Weeb of Culture still holds the record for the most wanted criminal and the most kneecaps eaten in 1 minute, a whopping 250!

WARNING! Do not let these creatures get within 3 discord servers to you, keep your distance.

Example: His kneecaps were taken by a Kneecap Consumer

by Weeb of Culture November 17, 2021

soggy kneecap

An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else

Shut up you ,soggy kneecap

by Pidgeonsandshit November 22, 2020

Buckling Kneecaps

When the dick is so good your Kneecaps buckle.

Josh pounded me so good he turned my knees become buckling Kneecaps.

by Marchioni May 7, 2020

kneecap nazi

A blonde woman who has given so many bjs that her kneecaps have more carpet burns than the Jews at Auschwitz.

Person 1; Damn you see that sexy blonde over there. Person 2; Yeah bro to bad she's a kneecap nazi.

by MrGreen419 March 24, 2015

Tiny kneecaps

You have a large dick

Example
Man: y'all got tiny kneecaps
Other man: yeah all the nutrients went to my massive dick

by Big Mind December 19, 2018

Kneecap-breaking

1: A phrase used by most "quirky baddy" teens or some shit.
2: Yes, I swear.

Person 1: don't touch mah cookies or i will break your kneecaps! uwu~
Person 2: call pest control please im dying
Person 3: Kneecap-breaking was so cool back in my day

by KBJMmcmx, dns, March 10, 2022