Commonly misinterpreted as a method of removing air from dough when in fact it is a revolutionary better way of spooning. Occurs between two people in a seated position. One folds themselves round the other forming a beautiful matrimony of body and soul.
Man: How do I knead?
Ghandi: You will know when you have reached it. Kneading is enlightenment.
Male 1: Yeah we went to fifth base last night
Male 2: You kneaded?
Male 1: Yeah man
*High fives all round*
Ghandi: You will know when you have reached it. Kneading is enlightenment.
Male 1: Yeah we went to fifth base last night
Male 2: You kneaded?
Male 1: Yeah man
*High fives all round*
by Peppermint T October 30, 2014
Her tits weren't worth a damn so I started kneading her stomach like I was making a loaf of fuckin' bread.
by Zeeebra November 22, 2010
by Sexygirl004 August 10, 2014
1. Mindlessly playing with ones ball sack while doing something else, such as watching TV. Usually done when the scrotum is warm and pliable. Not so much a sexual move as much as something done from boredom.
2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.
2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.
1. Jada yet again caught Jordan "kneading the dough" as he watched Captiain American for the 8th time.
2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".
2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".
by Big Larry Givens January 11, 2012
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by Chris Shelidz April 12, 2010