The act of propping open a woman's anus with a metal ring and placing one's testicles in her. Remove the ring and the testicles will be trapped inside her until the women releases her sphincter and passes stool. The act of the woman shitting one's testicles out is called "fifth base".
My girlfriend wanted a little more than anal sex last night so i decided to take her to fifth base. The ring hurt her but not as much as her ass hurt me!
The true test of a relationship. It is when a male and a female truly love each other--through marriage, pregnancy, children and everlasting happiness. Sure, it may be cool and stuff to go for the milk instead of buying the cow, but you won't be saying that when your temporary slutty partner begins to hate you.
Lifeless dumbass who is too insecure to use a spoon or watch the movie Titanic: Awww man. All that work I did to get to a home run and now I have to start over. I envy all the nice guys and girls actually able to sustain a relationship :(