Knape

Someone who doesn't mind his own business.
A "busy body" with no life of their own
No sense of humour and no understanding of fun

That David Knape is a real Knape

Knape by Doodoo xxx June 2, 2011

Leslie Knope 

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.

Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.

Leslie Knope by ilikegagging July 9, 2018

Kapelka 

Gefilte fish - this was a mistake made by Q-Tip of A Tribe Called Quest in the song "What" off of The Low End Theory. You can hear the mistake around 37 seconds into the song. He says "What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad? ... Nothing, kapelka makes you vomit..." - This mistake is pointed out on J.Period's Mixtape "J.Period Presents... The (Abstract) Best" (The Best of Q-Tip) on the track called "Behind the Scenes: What Is Kapelka? (f/Q-Tip)".

"What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad? ... Nothing, kapelka makes you vomit..."

Kapelka by ReDsHy PaRa tRy November 15, 2009

knap stat 

knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.

BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."

knap stat by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009

kapet 

An African name, used in east Africa, in countries such as Somalia. In the African culture it defines a man with long limes and a structured face. Because of his great beauty, woman fall for him in seconds. He is strong but sensitive.

"Have you seen the new guy in my art class, what a kapet! "

pronounced (cap-hay)

kapet by Georgia Tolton May 23, 2008

knappett 

The extended part of a stage on UK comedy show Taskmaster. It’s great for multiple activities; like balloon darts, hula-hoop pan throwing and doing cool walks. Coined after comedian and actress Jessica Knappett, who fell off the stage in series 7 episode 7 (The Perfect Stuff) attempting a cool walk.

Taking it in turns, roll a tyre down the Knappett.

knappett by A Different Hunan Person To Yo November 10, 2022

Krapen 

Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.

Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!

Krapen by 5holycows January 10, 2013