a tavern for eskimo lesbians
Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.
by scut monkey August 08, 2009
Something I would kill you for.
Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009
klondike bar - CRAZY GOOD
klondike bar - its a fucking ice cream bar
by tupacshakur32 June 01, 2006
When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.
She was like "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And i said shit on your chest and cum on it.
by shittytits April 05, 2010
The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.
My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!
by NapyCuzinzLLC September 05, 2010
A Black female cream pie.
What would you do for a klondike bar, would you eat it? shoot a load on it? What would you do for a klondie bar?
by eddieboy1 400 February 11, 2010
A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike
Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.
by Luigi August 06, 2004

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