When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.
by shittytits April 6, 2010
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When two women use their vaginas to fight over a klondike bar before it melts. Whoever it melts inside the other has to eat it.
by buttmaster420 June 14, 2014
When someone combines two pieces of shit, and then ejaculates onto a side of each shit, and combines them.
by Nick Aldana November 18, 2007
The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.
by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006
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