I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.

In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!

by Ass Kicka May 11, 2011

Klingon mind meld

The act of intercepting an incoming headbutt with one of your own. Not a particularly wise course of action unless one has an exceptionally tough skull, or your opponent was foolish enough to headbutt someone wearing a helmet.

I saw Frank and Scooter fighting behind the gas station. Frank grabbed him and went for a headbutt, but Scooter reared back and turned it into a Klingon mind meld!

by PTTG May 3, 2015

Klingon Bird of Prey

When you clean your plate at Captain D's and they give you a sucker.

Cory executed the Klingon Bird of Prey on New Year's Eve.

by PoolHallian January 2, 2008

klingons on the starboard bow

Expression used as a warning by person 1 when someone known mutually to 1 and 2, whom 2 does not wish to meet, comes into view. Don't Look Now, but ..., From a more literal usage in the original series of Star Trek.

Joe: I don't want to meet the Wirrals tonight, okay?
Mike (looking over Joe's shoulder): Umm ... Klingons on the starboard bow.
Joe: They're HERE?! Get me out of here.
Mike: Right this way ...,

by Fearman August 11, 2007

Klingon Ghetto Sled

A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.

They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey

by jondich February 8, 2020

Klingonization

The act of taking a fictional language such as Klingon, Gallifreyan, or even Minionese and making it easier for fans to create a sort of lexicon and use it themselves.

I think they made the Minions' speech more recognizable as an act of Klingonization.

by Weirdo413 August 31, 2015

klingoned

This is when a piece of plastic flying through the air covers a motorcyclists bike and face when it falls towards the road

Today I got Klingoned by a giant piece of plastic on the freeway it almost took my head off

by Adam210001charlie May 31, 2018