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unprotected sex with a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby, and cumming inside her.
Todd: how'd it go last night?
Steve: stopped by this girl's house, pitched a no hitter.
Todd: a "no hitter?"
Steve: yeah, i slung a pint of my pearl jam into a stupid pregnant bitch.
no hitter by Schuyler The Liar October 5, 2010

No Hitter. 

A girl or male whom does not wish to have sex, nor wishes to have any other for of sexual relations.
"Man, you know that girl Christine?"
"Yeah bro?"
"She No Hitter."

"Damn."

Pitching-a-no-hitter 

When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.
Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.

Pitched a no-hitter 

When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.
Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."
An alternate version of the phrase "no homo", used when a person simply states a fact, but seems to be enforcing an offencive steriotype, mostly used after a sentence about people of the Jewish faith.
Steven: Oh fuck, a black guy just stole my car!
Michael: Dude, are you just assuming that he's black, that's racist!
Steven: No, I actually saw him, so, no hitler bro.
No Hitler by RakeshCristoval May 22, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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