any vehicle following behind another so as to avoid getting a speeding ticket. Usually a klingon hangs back a safe distance, matches your speed and is hard to get rid of. Alot like the pieces of poo that hang from your butt.
by mr_membrane November 1, 2006
People that do not go away when you ask them too.
Use in sentence: stop klingin on.
Klingon: someone is not invited to the party. But they keep following you till they’re also there. A kling-on.
Use in sentence: stop klingin on.
Klingon: someone is not invited to the party. But they keep following you till they’re also there. A kling-on.
by MEKKAKING January 3, 2022
if you gots a hairy asshole when you wipe it after a nice big greasy shit there is some shit left behind clinging to the hair hence the name klingons
by big_smoke October 7, 2005
A person who chronically shows up at parties, and always mooches other people's booze or drugs. See mooch
Also applies to friends of club promoters.
Also applies to friends of club promoters.
by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005
A sex toy made out of glass that goes up your vag and butt at the same time. It can be heated or you can stick it in the fridge for a bit if you like it cold. If it ever breaks, you can imagine it would be no longer useful, due to sharp edges.
by omgzitsangel July 17, 2008
A piece of dung or excrement clinging to hair around the anus. See also dingleberries, dangleberries, dillberries, clinkers, winnets and wittens, bum tags, chuff-nu
by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002
by tbbrick December 12, 2005