Klimov 

Usually a man who loves to suckle pig orifices. Sometimes a pig molester.

Kid: "My dad is a Klimov!"

Klimov by iNeuterLlamas October 16, 2011

klimo 

Being so paranoid, thinking no one likes you

He is so crazy, he might pull off klimo on us.

klimo by Viblz May 7, 2016

Klumovaginology 

The study of the light source that has illuminated Germany for the past 35 years. Namely Heidi Klum's crotch.

I learned in Klumovaginology class (pRon) that Germany has no sun, and is instead lit up by the hotness coming from Heidi Klum's vajay-jay.

Klumovaginology by Casey Wade May 5, 2008

klimovich 

The coolest dude in da land. Always teach in' dat history like a pro.Usually bald, sometimes ginger. Ranks high on the world Madden Charts.

Holy cow! What a Klimovich!

klimovich by kswagger01money October 28, 2013

klimon 

the king of ballmass

klimon da goat

klimon by extendn November 20, 2021

klimon 

Klimon is the king of ballmass city.

he is good at nigga gaming
ballmass city

Klimon is the king of ballmass

klimon by extendn November 20, 2021

Klimon 

type of weed from Russia or name for bulldog

Omg look at this dog!
Dude, it’s a Klimon

What is that?
It’s a Klimon.

What?

You know, that weed from Putin’s country.

Klimon by Didka.mouse November 24, 2021