Cum Kleenex

When a guy takes a kleenex and cums on it then puts it back in the box so then some dumb broad grabs it and wipes cum all over there face.

Domenic: I just cummed in that kleenex.
Indy: Oh my god. Really?
Domenic: Watch
-MOMENTS LATER-
Ashley: THERES CUM ON MY FACE! EW.
Domenic: HA BITCH! i just gave you a cum kleenex

by Stephanie Giorgie March 9, 2008

krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.

I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.

by rob chaidez May 24, 2006

meat kleenex

The receptacle for love snot. Female genitalia.

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.

by magrook July 28, 2006

Kleenex & Lotion

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

by j1138 July 8, 2009

Kleenex runway

a strip of tissue paper, strategically placed to recieve your offerings after a gentlemans 10 minutes for a quick clean up.

After ten minutes of furious effort, George deposited his jism on the kleenex runway.

by Dom Drums March 23, 2006

clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003

Ballyhoo! Kleenex

After falling asleep with a woman (or man) you aren't proud you just had sex with, you wake and go in the bathroom and poop. You do not wipe your ass. When you get back to the bed, you wipe your dirty ass on the sheets and then roll her (him) over into it. Suggest you leave before morning. The Ballyhoo! Kleenex.

"Dude, are you even aware of the hideousness that took you home last night?"
"I realized it after a short nap when I woke to some beer shits. I left her a Ballyhoo! Kleenex though."

"Man, I had too much to drink last night and had some squirtage. I accidentally left that girl a Ballyhoo! Kleenex."

by SGT Cheese Hater July 29, 2013