Kitchenheimer's 

When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.

I was in the kitchen this morning walking around in circles wondering what the hell I was looking for when the microwave beeped reminding me I was heating up my cup of coffee. My Kitchenheimer's is getting worse!

Kitchenheimer's by Greg Houck December 22, 2008

kitchenheimer's 

When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember what you were going to the kitchen for. Can happen repeatedly.

X: Why are you standing in front of the sink?
Y: It's the damned kitchenheimer's. I'm gonna have to go back out to the living room. It's, like, the third time. (Starts out) Oh yeah--I wanted to get some ice cream.

kitchenheimer's by pieplate August 6, 2009

Kitchenheimer's 

Asous chef to a kitchen Hitler, according to Markiplier.

Kitchenheimer's! Turn on the gas stove!

Kitchenheimer's by wiiwillrockyou July 25, 2016

Kitchenheimer's 

A Sous Chef to a Kitchen Hitler

Kitchenheimer's - "Cause heimer was Hitlers sidekick or something like that right?" - Markiplier 15/03/2016
See Markiplier's Urban Dictionary Challenge for more details

Kitchenheimer's by Pseudous Ratch July 25, 2016

Kitchenheimer's 

A sous-chef to a kitchen Hitler.

Oppenheimer was one of Hitler's henchmen, therefore: kitchenheimer's would be the subordinate of a kitchen Hitler. So he aids in his crusade against everyone in his kitchen.

Kitchenheimer's by 0h_Ryan July 24, 2016

Kitchenheimer's 

The condition marked by a tendency to perform repeated snacktreks.

I'm fuckin hungry, there's nothing to eat in this dump, and my Kitchenheimer's is acting up!

Kitchenheimer's by abraham thinkin' January 23, 2009

Kitchenheimer's 

A Sous-Chef to a kitchen Hitler.

The Kitchenheimer's spilled water all over Markimoo.

Kitchenheimer's by YourRealNameChris July 25, 2016