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When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.
I was in the kitchen this morning walking around in circles wondering what the hell I was looking for when the microwave beeped reminding me I was heating up my cup of coffee. My Kitchenheimer's is getting worse!
by Greg Houck December 20, 2008

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According to markiplier, it is the henchman to a kitchen Hitler. Similar to how Hitler had henchmen to do his dirty work, a kitchenheimer would do all of the dirty work for the head chef of a restaurant.
"Man, I hate being my boss's kitchenheimer. Just because he doesn't want to do the shit-work around the kitchen since he's the head chef doesn't mean that I WANT TO do it."
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by The Water Hoe May 12, 2016

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When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember what you were going to the kitchen for. Can happen repeatedly.
X: Why are you standing in front of the sink?
Y: It's the damned kitchenheimer's. I'm gonna have to go back out to the living room. It's, like, the third time. (Starts out) Oh yeah--I wanted to get some ice cream.
by pieplate August 06, 2009

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A sous-chef to a kitchen Hitler
The assistant chef at Chilis was a Kitchenheimer because he helped the main chef spit in people's food.
by DownWithMoffat July 20, 2016

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A sous chef to a kitchen hitler.

Description created by Markiplier in his 'Urban Dictionary Challenge w/ Rosanna Pansino' youtube video.
A Kitchenheimer is a sous chef to a kitchen hitler
by Lucielocket July 14, 2016

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A sous chef to a kitchen Hitler , cause Oppenheimer was one of Hitler's henchmen . "And there for a (Kitchenheimer) would be the subordinate to a kitchen Hitler . So he aid's in his crusade against everyone in his kitchen
Man that dude is a "Kitchenheimer" Going on the every whim of a Kitchen Hitler
"Bobby is the Kitchenheimer to our kitchen Hitler"
by Heart1783 April 20, 2017

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A sous chef to a kitchen Hitler!
(In the food industry) My boss is a real kitchenheimer.
by Budder Golem June 14, 2017

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