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7. Kitchen
A mysterious place full of sharp, pointed objects, deadly gas-operated incinerators, things that go 'ping' and a big, cold wardrobe full of beer which is the only true incentive for entering the room in the first place
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by Anony! Nov 24, 2004 add a video
1. kitchen
A woman's natural habitat.
Excerpt from a 2200AD history textbook: "Along with widespread drug use, global warming, and the Hmong takeover of the United States in 2012, the 21st century is remembered by another horrible phenomenon; woman's rights. However, in the year 2121 the truly superior race (men) recognized this episode as the monstrosity that it was, and drove women back to their natural habitat: the kitchen. Men now rule the world with authority and an iron hand, while women finally understand that they have no rights and are physically, intellectually, and genetically inferior to men and apes."
2. kitchen
The hair on the back of you neck that is nappy, un-tameable
Damn your kitchen look messed up. or Man your kitchen is lookin' like whoopi goldbers' arm pit.
by Kit' chin Aug 22, 2003 add a video
3. kitchen
(Traditional) The place in a home where a woman belongs
Hey woman, quit yer bitchin' and get back in the kitchen!
by The Joyster May 9, 2005 add a video
4. kitchen
a sammich factory
go the the kitchen and make me some sammich bitch.
5. kitchen
The room where grandma hides her shotgun shells.
Don't you upset grandma. She'll take you into the kitchen ... if you know what I mean.
by freedyal May 11, 2005 add a video
6. Kitchen
Where the goods are cooked, things are shipped/delivered, people get swerved, and basically all the dope shit happens. Sometimes referred to as the bakery.
Cook1: I'll be right back, I gotta go whip up some boulder in the kitchen.

Dude1: Pass the blunt first, nigga!
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