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a harry kirchoff 

a sexual act peformed on a woman. the procedure of this is not known, but the objects needed consist of one bull african elephant, two baby chimpanzeez, and 5-7 trapeez artists. recovery from the performance of this takes two to four years
"I gave that girl a harry kirchoff"

kirkchhofer 

Kirkchhofer is a ginger warrior
kirkchhofer by hazelnavy2305 March 21, 2014

kerchoff 

She is such a shyane kerchoff
kerchoff by Badbittyshyy December 1, 2022

kerchkoff 

A man with a small penis, some would even say tiny.
He's definitely a Kerchkoff, my friend said she had to get a magnifying glass to find his penis last night!
kerchkoff by infertile_duckling December 12, 2022

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026