Kings Robe

The fold of skin which covers the head of the penis. More broadly referred to as the prepuce, a term which also describes the female clitoral hood. More commonly referred to as the foreskin.

Nah, I'm rockin' the Kings Robe.

Kings Robe by titsnbarrels September 22, 2010

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King Roberts

A brand of cheap, nasty, mass-produced alcohol. They do vodka, gin, white rum and scotch whiskey... well, an attempt at them anyway - all shitty poison. The worst hangover of your life will ensue should you drink enough of this crap

Good for cleaning paint brushes

King Roberts by Dangerous G April 18, 2004

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Kingsrove North High School

Kingsrove North is a high school filled with Mama's Boys, snitches and ugly kunts.

Nearly all the girls are overweight, they almost all have pizza faces or weird hairstyles and they act like wannabe mean girls only they are so transparent and their sarcasm is about as great as an eight year old's sarcasm and the girls in this school lack the charisma and physical attractiveness thar the real mean girls had.

Most of the guys are closet poofters but they still ask girls (they asked my older sister for nudes)

for nude photos but then they say to each other they never asked for the girl to send photos to them and that she just "sent it without them prompting her" then after they get naked photos from girls (they obviously aren't into) because
they go right to the stupid ill educated unaware teachers the moment someone sends them nudes and then they get the cops to charge the girl they ask for nudes.

The students are nothing but ugly ass Liars that come from sheltered homes but they listen to rap music on their instagram stories just to seem "in sync" with the rest of normal teens that Don't snitch on anyone. Kingsrove North is filled with tryhard snitches.

If you are any aged anywhere between

12-19

Don't go to kingsrove north high school unless you want to get snitched on.
The students there are retarded and ugly and always post weird attention seeking shit on tiktok that gets next to no views so why the fuck do they even bother? dude.

Kingsrove North High School by Hs664nick997 July 11, 2022

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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