Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.

Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.

Kingman Daily Miner by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012

Kingman Threesome 

A sexual encounter, resulting from inducing high quantities of crystal-meth, between a resident of Kingman, Arizona, a tumbleweed, and a cactus.

During a visit to Arizona, my friend participated in a "Kingman Threesome" and is still pulling cactus thorns from his ass.

That night with your Mom was one cactus short of a Kingman Threesome.

Kingman Threesome by Mtn Goat October 3, 2006

Kingman 

Kingman a small town in Arizona where meth and ignorance flows like the Colorado river to the east it is filled with hicks, rednecks, tweekers, and a cross sampling of really great people loads of lesbians almost all old boring boring boring and all the cool people sit around and talk about how they wish they could leave but never will or do but come back a year later Kingman what a shit hole :)

Kingman a shitty little town in AZ that grows on you like a tumor :)

Kingman by Robert Ransom June 28, 2008

kingmaster24242 

my roblox username...

...AND NO... NO ONE GETS FREE ROBUX

Some Noob: Im going to friend kingmaster24242 he might give me robux

kingmaster24242 by Y u reading my name? March 22, 2021

Kingman's Rose 

The gentlemanly act of pulling the penis out of the vagina prior to ejaculation and depositing the ejaculant into the males hand.

Oh, Carl was such a well mannered gentleman. He was thoughtful enough to do me the favor of a Kingman's Rose last night.

One thing you grandkids may not be aware of, your grandfather always treated me like a lady by finishing our lovemaking with a Kingman's Rose.

Jeez Mark! Look at the mess you made! Next time cum into your hand !

Kingman's Rose by Continental30 April 12, 2022

Kingman 

methhead town in Arizona that has a Denny's across the street from Denny's. their school districts don't have school on Friday's but you won't see any of them around because they're all on probation or house arrest

Damn I was on a bender and ended up not knowing which Denny's to go to in Kingman

Kingman by Throwaway208538184 June 3, 2020

kingmaker 

When someone playing a boardgame cannot win, but is in a position to determine who does. Someone who, instead of trying to win, helps an opponent win.

Even though Kris lost that game of Risk, she played kingmaker by helping Joe defeat me.

kingmaker by Mike Yarram March 29, 2007