When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.
by spitting cobra June 28, 2009
Look at the king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand what it feels like to talk to an arrogant person
by Sexydimma June 12, 2016
by annnie o March 8, 2009
what is up fellow youtoooobers, its ya boy gothic king cobra here about to do a dominos pizza order that is most definitely whats up trust and believe.
by joestarjoe May 24, 2020
by PeaTearGriffin June 5, 2005
a variant of the mustang 2 series that was built with a sexy body but had a pitiful 5.o engine that produced a shameful 139 horsepower.
when ever i see a mustang king cobra i shake my head in disgust and say a prayer for the designer of the car.
by laspina jr August 20, 2005
A male's genital that is so immensely powerful, it is capable of leaving the male's body and turning into its own species. Thoroughly enjoys deep throating by sliding so far up a woman's anus it reaches lower esophagus.
Tom: i'm feeling rather down, my penis became an alabama king cobra and stool my girlfriend last week.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.
by the stickiest August 21, 2017