Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.

Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.

Kinect 2.0 by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013

Kinetic laughter 

When 2 or more girls are together and start laughing uncontrolably and/or spontaneously.

Madi and Cassie started laughing uncontrollably at random. Rob named the phenomenon kinetic laughter.

Kinetic laughter by Kineticlaughtersociety April 23, 2018

Kineta 

A Kineta is a generous soul, her kind heart and delicate soul should never be taken advantage of. her friendship is one of a kind. she's probably a basic Tumblr bitch but you love it. she's a passionate lover and anyone associated with her is a lucky bitch!

Wow Kineta is a GREAT FRIEND!

Kineta by Cxhxrxixsxsxy January 21, 2019

Kinetic Crab 

A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.

Dang, My friend gave my a kinetic crab yesterday my ass hurt.

Kinetic Crab by WillyWarmerSock October 5, 2021

kinetic engineering 

The action of whacking something with one's hands or solid objects to try and get it to work.

Person A: My PC won't boot up :(

Person B: Just hit it with a hammer and it'll be fine.

kinetic engineering by Mr nice guy May 26, 2005

kinectobomb 

(verb) to walk in front of someone who is playing a game using a Kinect. This affects the score and gameplay to a great extent and is highly annoying.

Etymology: Kinect + photobomb

Dude, Leon and I were playing Dance Central 3, then my tiny brother kinectobombed us and we both failed.

kinectobomb by cutesy pastel living doll February 22, 2013

Kinetic Weed 

Freshly ground marijuana in a grinder that is kinetic in nature, meaning the ground particles stick together in a fluffy manner. Similar to kinetic sand, but weed. highly desirable. termed coined by three girls in Jamaica.

That kinetic weed is kinetic af, it's like packing little clouds into my bowl.

Kinetic Weed by Reggae Let It Go August 28, 2016