trying to open a door while simultaneously trying to unlock the same door, thus preventing the door from being unlocked. often happens with car doors.
Damn it, I just kiltered. Unlock the door again.
by yellowjello August 1, 2008
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A person that enjoys lifting up a Scotsman’s Kilt and then fondles their genitalia
Him: That man just lifted up my kilt and fondled my balls!
Her: Don't mind him he is just a kilter.
by L3GiT August 14, 2007
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a state of having little or no order or structure.
there was no kilter in Edwards plans.
by Cornelius11 November 1, 2007
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kilt-er an-ee

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
kilter annie

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012
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It means that something's just not right. Off balance. It's not all there.
She suddenly started laughing for no reason. She's a bit off kilter..
by ginaginagina January 8, 2007
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slightly un-straight, to be of-kilter is to at an angle, can be used to describe a feeling but was designed to describe the state of such objects as furniture, and other such structures. mainly refered to in H.dot as "that's a scoatch off-kilter"
"that's a scoatch off-kilter"

"hey craig... the tent is off-kilter" reply... "justa scoatch"

"man I fucked my t-ruck! she's sitting off-kilter"
by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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the state of being wierd. often the result of staying up extremely late. activities include: watching educational programming, smoking many cigarettes, and having random dance parties.
Tonight has been super off-kilter.
by Graf March 13, 2003
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