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kilopology

Literally, "a thousand pardons." A geeky form of apology that is nominally three orders of magnitude better than a simple, "I'm sorry." Kilopology is the most commonly used SI-unitized solicitation of forgiveness; others include "megapology" (offered in matters of sexual infidelity), "gigapology" (offered in matters of accidentally killing a little girl's pet pony), and terapology (offered when destroying worlds). Antonyms: millipology (i.e., not really giving a shit) & picopology (i.e., not even giving a fart).
Dude! I didn't mean to spill your beer. A kilopology and refill are in order.
kilopology by ET_Bill March 18, 2010
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Kilowinked 

1. A French-Canadian measurement of sleep.
2. 1 Kilowinked equals 1000 Winkeds.
Did you get your 40 Kilowinkeds in before the demo or during the demo?
Kilowinked by Frank Barron July 5, 2010

Kolopicatron 

Kolopicatron is a person who is so bad nobody wants them around, not even any higher deity that may or may not exist
Man, Todd is such a kolopicatron. I'd tell him to go hang out with Satan, but even he doesn't want to hang out with him
Kolopicatron by Shiny Person Man January 5, 2019

Kilapioes 

Some one who believes in the cyclops creatures.
Are you a Kilapioes?”

“Yo, do you know what a Kilapioes is?”
a fat lazy person who never moves and eats when he can.
Generally a large male, with man boobs who tends to sit on the sofa all day rarely washes.
Example:
yo, have you seen that killpig. yes, i can't stop looking at his man boobs
KillPig by usbling November 30, 2011

Kilopound 

A unit of measurement that combines the International System with the Imperial System. Though there is no exact measurement for the kilopound, rest assured it is quite a lot.
Man, I think that bitch must have weighed fourteen and one half kilopounds!
Kilopound by GravitySuit August 12, 2008