Sarah Kilmartin 

A girl who may possibly have a penis. She dances like she's at a rave 24/7. She's a daddy's girl who get anything she wants. Sarah goes through boyfriends like hookers go through birth control. Her voice is a mixture of Paris Hilton and Ke$ha. She has the brain capasity of a gold fish. Her hair is always changing cause she thinks she a good hair stylist but it always looks retarted. lol

Peterson- That chick with a dick is randomly dancing!
Gerard- She's such a Sarah Kilmartin

Sarah Kilmartin by bazinga22 October 14, 2011

Lauren Gilmartin 

A viral video sensation of March 2011. She is known primarily for being part dog, part dwarf, and part cheesecake.

Yo did you see that video of Lauren Gilmartin, what is wrong with that thing.

Lauren Gilmartin by famous friend April 6, 2011

kmarting 

When kmart filed for bankruptcy, the lawyers and other assorted vermin claimed at the time that there was no money left for common shareholders. Common shares were canceled and the shareholders got screwed.

"Miraculously" after it was too late, the vermin "discovered" a very large amount of assets that did NOT go to the shareholders but to the vermin that planned the whole thing. They made millions upon millions of dollars and bought sears.

Thus the shareholders were kmarted. Utterly screwed by the corrupt bankruptcy system

I've been following this case for sometime and it sure looks like Brian is really intent on kmarting the shareholders.

kmarting by kjc_5000 August 2, 2011

Gilmartin

That small fold in shorts or pants that makes it look like you have a tiny toner.

*Girl giggles* Look at his tiny boner!

That's just my Gilmartin!!

Gilmartin by Andy_panda June 21, 2013

Callum killmartin 

the leader of the simps

hey! its the leader of the simps Callum killmartin

Callum killmartin by sillywily February 17, 2020

gilmartin school 

A school in Waterbury,CT that are gators. This school was on the news for most suspensions in the district! Don't go there their food is trash and the people there suck ass.

Wow u go to Gilmartin school wow ur trash.

gilmartin school by I love urban June 13, 2018

Gilmarting 

Verb: To over indulge in something. To take more than your fair share of something.

Man, he was gilmarting that buffet!!

Gilmarting by Melvin22 July 17, 2012