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The common quote said after one performs a blasphemous act, therefore embarassing him/her self.
George: Yo we're going the wrong way.. where's my house?

Non-Idiot: Your in it.

George: Oh god. Kill myself.
by Dr. Kremler May 09, 2009
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An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"

The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.
Teacher: You got a ten!
Student: Out of ten?
Teacher: Out of two-hundred!
Student: Kill myself!
by Tippytom May 10, 2007
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when people hurt you and disrespect you, act like your nothing and trample you. They hurt you and treat you like a dog and sometimes the can hurt you physically and emotionally so i decided that i dont want that anymore and i am going to drink bleach and end my suffering
as i drank the cup of bleach i feel the poison and i finally kill myself.
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Definition: (Adjective/verb/noun) - a word used to describe a situation or emotion of one's killing himself.

Killmyself originates from a depressed boy close to New Orleans. It is a one-word representation for suicidal people to say. Instead of the two-worded phrase "Kill myself", killmyself is used as one word. It can NEVER be hyphenated. Ever. Never. Ever.
<Adjective> - This shirt looks so killmyself on me.

<Verb> - When I get home from school, I am going to killmyself.

<Noun> - Killmyself is fabulous.

* The slang form of killmyself is killmahself. It is also one word. NO hyphen (-).
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