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facebook kidfacer 

The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.
How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."
facebook kidfacer by icehause August 23, 2011

kidfacer 

The use of your child's photo on a web-site profile page instead of your own. This mainly occurs because the individual will not use his/her own photo because they are too fat or too ugly. They say it's "cute."
"How does Jimmy look on his profile page?"
"I don't know, he's got a picture of his kid up."
"Oh, I can't stand these kidfacers."
kidfacer by icehause August 23, 2011

kerfuckery 

The random acts of events that end up "fucking" things up in unexplaineable turns of events. Also used when "Sociables" are planning sketchy events of debauchery and shananigans.
The leader of Sociables was planning kerfuckery with Dawn .
kerfuckery by Srehak January 13, 2017
to have sexual intercourse that ends in pregnancy.
to become pregnant.
Have a good night! Don't get kidfucked!

Yeah she's only known him for 2 months and she's already kidfucked!

Just got the results... i'm kidfucked. fml.
Kidfuck by robbo robertson September 10, 2010

Kiwifucker 

P1: “Hey you kiwifucker”
P2: “Speak for yourself, Aussie c***k!”
P3: “Fiji, bru”
Kiwifucker by TheRealMinecrafter January 3, 2020

kikefuckermcdooglestein 

A dumb nigger who fucks kikes with kids and takes their purse
My friend Tyrone he's a real kikefuckermcdooglestein