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Kiddie Pool 

A person whose personality is so shallow, it's only skin deep. A person that is so superficial, that they are compared to the most shallow swimming pool, the kiddie pool.
"Ashley is so shallow, she's a kiddie pool."

"Brock?! Deep?! Are you kidding?! He's a kiddie pool."
Kiddie Pool by Youknowyadayada November 10, 2009

Kiddie Pool 

1) A small pool about 10 feet in diameter usually used for small children
2) When a male ejaculates on a woman's or man's belly button and then proceeds to slap his penis on the belly button, creating a splashing effect.
1) I went to Wal*Mart to pick up the kiddie pool.

2) I gave my girlfriend a kiddie pool last night and stained the sheets.
Kiddie Pool by Nav July 17, 2003

kiddie pool 

when you are fucking a girl missionary and you're about to blow your load in her, you pull out and fill her belly button with your jizz (so obviously she has to have a hole instead of that sticking out shit)
i was fucking your mom last nite and i filled her kiddie pool
kiddie pool by the October 21, 2004

kiddie pool 

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.
dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!
kiddie pool by Cookie of Sorrow August 1, 2008

Kiddie Pool 

When a male ejaculates into a belly button.
As Sam came all over Sally's tummy, he gave her a kiddie pool.
Kiddie Pool by Mohnathan August 22, 2018

Kiddie Pool 

A place for over 30 year olds to both watch their children and to make more children given easier access via swimwear at the same time
Jeff:Karen and I went to the kiddie pool today.
Bill: Did you remember to actually take your child this time?
Jeff: Yes, made it so much easier to get away with.
Kiddie Pool by The MAD Hatter January 7, 2015