Kid Tax

The price of the extra things you buy in a store because you happen to have your kids in tow.

Kid: Hey, those keychains are cool!
...
Cashier (@ checkout): Those keychains are $4.99
Parent: Well, there's another $5 Kid Tax!

Kid Tax by O. Hugh Aytwontu October 1, 2012

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Fat Kid Tax

When Government tries to promote healthy choice by adjusting the price of public school lunches so that getting two lunches is more expensive, rather than making schools serve more filling and nutritious lunches.

I'm SOOO hungry but I can't get another lunch because I don't have money to pay the fat kid tax.

Fat Kid Tax by FRENCHEE~FRENCH April 16, 2009

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Related Words

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Taxi Driver Kid

A certain kind of young white male who dreams of becoming Travis bickle from taxi driver or obtaining his attributes, especially that 44. magnum

**** is such a taxi driver kid

Taxi Driver Kid by differentclass September 10, 2005

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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