A piece of shit that is so long it is still attached to your anus but is touching the bottom of the bowl.
Man, that was some shit I just took. I had a kickstand.
by turdsmith September 19, 2013
Whilst in the doggy style position with your other, have her lift up one leg so now she has only one leg for support. Now in this position slide one of your feet beside her supporting foot and in one smooth motion sweep her foot out from under her sending her crashing into the floor or head board.
I gave my ex the kick stand last night and it rocked.
by Kaboble April 07, 2009
When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over
"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"
by ThirdLegJones June 06, 2015
When guy is laying down on his stomach and has a boner.
Mike was laying on his towel tanning then he got a kickstand and had to get up
by Jessus's third cousin June 24, 2010
When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.
Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.
by joshee May 20, 2007
(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny
Example I:

There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I posted up on my kickstand until I got one.

Example II:

SCENE: Crowded Public Bus

(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)

Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
by creep guy ie February 21, 2011
Sleeping with your face propped up on a penis.
When a woman falls asleep while sucking a cock, and is leaning on that cock. She's using the "Kickstand".
by Willie Wanka November 26, 2010
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