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Wiz Khalifa Day 

wiz khalifa day" Fart Competition Day;

The official Wiz Khalifa Day started May 4th, ending May 4th yearly. For all to pass gas in an attempt to out stink each other.
Dude: Damn dude that shit was like super shitty, I couldn't breath for like over 2 minutes? It was definately wiz khalifa day worthy!

Other Dude: I ate Lots of cabbage and beans prior to coming. Must have been the cabbage, I worked hard on my stinch to be called wiz khalifa day worthy..

Dude: Ooooooo weeeeee, ran people off for at least four blocks, that fart sure was worth being called wiz khalifa day!
Wiz Khalifa Day by The Master Wisdom November 26, 2010

Wiz Khalifa Day 

The official Wiz Khalifa Day started May 4th, ending May 4th, on the year of the 2010. For all to smoke till they choke and pass the joint, no blunts yall.
Dude: Damn dude that shit was like super good, where did you get that shit?

Other Dude: Found it. Must be the luck of Wiz Khalifa Day.

Dude: Okayyy

Markus Khalifa Day 

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.
It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!

WIZLE or also known as DITZY Khalifa 

WIZLE Wi-z-uhl(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die.

A White person with an IQ lower than 50 that is such a loser and takes on nigger qualities.

Better known as white trash.
"You should be friends with that person, they have the wizle"

"Hey Wizle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

"WIZLE or also known as DITZY KHALIFA", will try to razzle dazzle you, but if you have any intelligence you will see right through them!

Don't act so khalifa! You have some intelligence, use it!

dirty khalifa 

When one person smokes a vibrating dab pen out of another persons asshole
Ava: yeah, he gave me a dirty khalifa, it was wild!

Dio Khalifa 

Greek word to define a homosexual individual who has an addiction for the male sexual organ.The word originates from the pornstar Mia Khalifa who is known for her liking in male sexual organs.(Dio = 2)
-Wow that guy sure loves cock.
-Yeah he is such a Dio Khalifa